Nonesense to be read with a stuffed-nose voice.

Untitled Poem

I’m wondering whad wanderings will win de rings,
  Du rings dad are de prize for wandering besd;
I wander lods, befores and afders and durings
  Bud dond know if I’m bedder den de resd.
I’d like do wander with a jampion wandering
  I’d like to win de rings de winner geds
And dat’s de reason dad I now am wondering
  Whad wandering sdyle will help me win all beds?