Doggerel about wigs.
The cranial ornaments worn
By judges who have people sworn
Are wigs, powdered white,
And look quite the fright
If fitted on those newly born.
Anything worth doing is worth doing in a wig;
Best to buy it from a vet, made as he shaved a pig.
The porcine crinal qualities result in perfect hair,
But makers of hog wigs are known to cheat, so best beware.
The oder seems myoxine? There is just one avenue:
Patibulary recourse is the only thing to do.
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